Had a few?
Ask Sloshed.
An AI that already knows you're not at your sharpest. Short answers, big buttons, and a sensible plan for getting home.
Example chat. You: how do I get home. Sloshed: Easy. Home's saved. A cab's about 6 minutes away. Book it. You: you're a good friend. Sloshed: Cheers. Drink some water.
How sloshed are you?
Drag it and watch. The worse you get, the simpler it gets.
Like a sensible mate. Minus the judgement.
Gets you home
One tap to a cab, address already in. It checks you made it back, and tells your mates if you didn't.
Keeps your promises
Write the risky text in Sloshed. It holds it until morning, then asks if you still mean it.
Has a plan
Stoned on the sofa and stuck? Something to watch, a snack from the cupboard, or a thing to think about.
Go on. Press send.
It's 2am and you've written something brave. See what Sloshed does with it.
Held. I'll ask you again at 10:00.
Morning. Still want to send this?
Staying in? It works there too.
For when you're stoned on the sofa with no idea what to do. Tap one, or just tell it what's on your mind. Typos welcome.
Sober you sets the rules.
Takes two minutes before you head out. Later on, you'll be glad you did.
Get in early.
A small group gets to try Sloshed first. Leave your email and we'll let you know.
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We'll be in touch. In the meantime, drink some water.